The Democratic States of Card Bou 142 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.198 billion Card Bou 142ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Card Bou 142ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,408 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,789 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 558,804 per year while the poor average 39,789, a ratio of 14.0 to 1.
Army rations are served on silver platters, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, and fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Bou 142's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Card Bou 142 is ranked 33,221st in the world and 285th in Holmond Holdings for Smartest Citizens, with 53.67 quips per hour.
National Happenings
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Card Bou 142 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and Highest Disposable Incomes.
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Card Bou 142, fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments.
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Card Bou 142, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
- : Following new legislation in
Card Bou 142, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
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Card Bou 142, army rations are served on silver platters.
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Card Bou 142, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
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Card Bou 142, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
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Card Bou 142, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
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Card Bou 142, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus.
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Card Bou 142, political commentators say that Leader's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped.

















































